Chapter 1 – Bridgette Monet And David Cannon: Cannon wants to break into the home of a nurse and have semi... [ more ]

Chapter 1 – Bridgette Monet And David Cannon: Cannon wants to break into the home of a nurse and have semi-rough sex with her, so that's where Monet comes in. He enters the house after she's stripped down to her lingerie and he makes her suck his dick. After that he takes everything off of her save for her stockings and then he eats her out. He mounts her and fucks her missionary style before she gets down on all fours so that he can go at her doggy style. He pulls out of her and she sucks him off to a big finish in her mouth.

Chapter 2 – Patricia Manning And Kevin James: At the side of the pool these two strike up a conversation but it isn't until Patricia gets in the bathroom that things heat up. Kevin wanders in to find her laying in a bubble bath pleasuring herself under the water, and after he watches her run her fingers through the fur, he moves in for the kill by dropping his pants and landing his cock in her mouth. He goes down on her for a bit and plays with her tits before they move outside to the lounge chair where she sucks his cock again. From there she climbs up top and rides him reverse cowgirl style so that he can play with her tits while they fuck. She slips around and he fucks her sideways, and then she sucks him off as he comes in her mouth.

Chapter 3 – Alexandria, Nina Alexander And Don Hart: Don, looking dorky in his overalls and baseball cap, is alone at the office when he makes a call. Alexandria shows up and eats Nina's pussy in the back room while she lays on the table, and as she does, Don walks in. The oral between the two girls intensifies, and when Don finally drops his pants they treat him to a double blowjob. Alexandria sits on his face while Nina rides him cowgirl style and the two play with one another's tits, before they go into a sixty-nine together so that Don can fuck Nina from behind. They spread his legs and give him another double blowjob that does the trick and makes him finish.

Chapter 4 – Becky Savage And Kitten Natividad: These two are all decked out in their formal evening gowns, frolicking in the bed together. Kitten takes off her top and we instantly realize why Russ Meyer was so goddamn obsessed with her for a while – her rack is astounding. Kitten spreads her legs and Becky eats her out, but it ends there. This ultra hot scene is simply too short.

Chapter 5 & 6 – Joy Larsen/Tina Ross: Joy comes home from a hard day at work and takes a call from Tina. They talk dirty to each other and each one starts to masturbate while on the phone with the other. Both girls are in lingerie and looking good, and at one point Joy uses the phone on her pussy to get herself off.

Chapter 7 – Marlene Matthews And Tom Byron: These two young lovebirds are hanging out in his bedroom reading a magazine together when the mood strikes. They strip down and he starts to sucking on her titties before they fool around a bit and he ends up sucking her clit. She blows him and then gets on her back with her legs spread so that he can fuck her pussy missionary style, then he rolls her over on to her side for more of the same. He pulls out and jerks it off all over her cute little belly.

Chapter 8 – Tina Ross And Herschel Savage: After playing some pool these two hook up and head back to his place where things heat up. They drink and he gets a phone call, once that's done, she shows off her stocking'd legs and strips for him while he takes off his shirt and pants. She plays with her tits and shows off her body a little bit and then gives him a pretty slick looking blowjob. After she's sucked him he gets her on her back with her legs spread and her fingers in her twat holding it open so that he can lick it for her. Once the oral antics are over with she gets on top of him and rides him cowgirl style, and then the fuck missionary style before he pulls out and she sucks him off, at which point he shoots his goop onto her face.

While the kink/freakshow factor is low in this one (which might be off putting to those looking for truly raunchy action), the narrative and dialogue is funny enough to work and most of the hardcore action is genuinely erotic. The movie is very well paced and the cinematography is definitely better than your average porno movie – throw in a fantastic but too short lesbo scene from Kitten Natividad in her prime and you've got one that's pretty hard to say no to. [ close ]

Let's, indeed. Hot sex is what this great 1984 Caballero production is all about, despite the suspicious title. ... [ more ]

Let's, indeed. Hot sex is what this great 1984 Caballero production is all about, despite the suspicious title. Being extremely biased against the ridiculous -and inexplicably hugely successful- phone "sex" (my ass) business, I consciously tried to avoid renting this flick for months - and that despite having yummy Bridgette Monet on the cover. Naturally, it proved to be a bad move, since it denied me the enjoyment of a true scorcher.

The "phone sex" premise, no doubt ground-breaking in 1984 as a plot premise is in reality only barely touched upon. This is all about a company that sell fantasies to its regular custmers -so regular that they each have an extensive file for the employee to draw inspiration from. Other than that, the plot just serves to introduce a lengthy series of exquisite vignettes. The ones that stand out the most are the first three:

Dave Cannon fantasizes of intruding into nurse Bridgette Monet's home and forcing her to have sex with him. The NC element of the fantasy is unashamedly shown, and I'll have to admit it's quite a turn-on in this case (so, sue me :-)). Bridgette looks great in her uniform - and absolutely fantastic out of it :-).
College boy Kevin James (another of the always likeable male leads), at home for the summer vactations, is turned on by his father's sexy new wife (Pat Manning). The fantasy prepared for him by the phone sex company is of course harping in this desires. The fantasy sequence between Kevin and Pat is unbelievably hot; the shot selection is superb, from the great BJ camera in the bathtub that introduces the scene, to the brilliant outdoor RC that concludes it. One of the 20 best sex scenes I have ever watched.
Blue collar dude, Mike Horner (again playing his typical "creepy geek" role) is jealous of his boss and the endless stream of girls he goes out with. The phone sex company prepares a fantasy for him in which, he first spies on the two latest girls his boss brought in the office, and then participates in a 3some with them. The girls are Beverly Bliss and Julia Parton (Nina Alexander) whom I barely recognized so young (actually it took the intervention of the cavalry from The Hague to open my eyes :-)). The g-g is tremendous: lots and lots of breast play, exactly as I like it. When Mike enters the action the breast massaging never stops. The girls seem to genuinely like each other. Lots of smiles too. Brilliant.
Also in the flick are Kitten Nativitad (on the receiving end of some brief g-g), Becky Savage, Laurien Wilde (Tina Ross - according to the Master this is her first movie), Linda Shaw, Herschel Savage and Tommy Byron looking all of 15 years old in this one :-)

The Imperial Verdict: Wow. Though nothing wild from a pervert's point of view, this is an incredibly hot item. A must-rent for couples, and a very resonable purchase if one can spare the bucks. [ close ]