The Birds and the Beads Year: 1973

Director: N/A

Starring: Tina RussellGeorgina SpelvinTeri EasterniLevi RichardsSheila

Description: A birthday bash turns into an outrageous kink-fest when an ancient sting of love beads work their mischievous magic."Harry is a very generous stud who's searching for the perfect erotic birthday gift for his buxom gal Cherry – but he gets sexually sidetracked along the way. Meanwhile, Cherry waits for her man. And waits. And waits. Luckily, a door-to-door saleslady knocks on Cherry's door (among other things) – and promptly gives the birthday girl an in-depth [read more]

L'Invasione delle Api Regine Year: 1973

Director: Denis Sanders

Starring: William SmithAnitra FordVictoria VetriCliff OsmondWright KingBen Hammer

Description: In the small town of Peckham, California, many men die for excessive effort during sexual intercourse. When a scientist from the Brandt research laboratory is found dead in a motel, the government sends Agent Neil Agar (William Smith) to investigate the mysterious deaths. He suspects that the deaths may be related to some experiments of Dr. Susan Harris (Anitra Ford), who is researching bees in the Brandt facility.

Das Dorf der feuchten Fotzen Year: 1973

Director: Hans D. Bornhauser

Starring: Dorothea RauNatasha MichnowaBritt CorvinFlavia KeytMarguerite H. BoulwareMai Ling Shan

Description: "Das Dorf der feuchten Fotzen" (The Village of Wet Pussies) is a great example of German 1970s classic porn. This is a story about the creators of a series of sex movies, and there's so much exciting and thrilling going on both at castings and shootings. Still, after the work is done it's time to relax, and there's nothing like a passionate sex session to take the pressure away!

Geh, zieh dein Dirndl aus Year: 1973

Director: Sigi Rothemund

Starring: Elisabeth VolkmannAlexander GrillMarie EkorreRinaldo TalamontiRaoul RetzerDorothea Rau

Description: A big-city gal takes over a farm and hotel located in the mountains, and the locals are none too pleased about her arrival. Seems the farmhands are far more interested in churning Cherry, the milkmaid, than butter. And — get this - poor Cherry prances around in nothing but a little apron since she doesn’t own any panties!

The Russians Are Coming Year: 1973

Director: N/A

Starring: Jeffrey HurstAshley MooreLevi RichardsGeorgina SpelvinAndrea True

Description: The Russians Are Coming and cuming all over the place in the thrilling co-feature. In the spirit of detente and glasnot (or one of those '70s international relation buzzwords), good U.S. citizen Jeffrey Hurst fixes up three Soviet guys (sporting fake Russian accents) with Georgina Spelvin, Andrea True and another good-looking and very willing American chick, all of whom are eager to do their part for the "piece" process. Everybody feel — lots and lots of fire water — and all the guys do all the girls, sharing equally in the true spirit of socialism.

Joe Rock Superstar Year: 1973

Director: Warren Evans

Starring: Tina RussellUltramaxValerie MarronAshley MooreJamie GillisMarc Stevens

Description: Marc Stevens plays Joe Cock, a Jim Morrison by way of David Bowie circa Ziggy Stardust vocalist whose claim to fame is his uncanny ability to get it up on stage. When the film starts, his girlfriend (Tina Russell) is upset that her oral skills aren't arousing him so she blows guitar player Sean Costello in the hallway telling him she's 'always had a passion for balls.' Indeed. The band goes on stage - Stevens lip synching to Morrions's vocals with Costello hammering away at [read more]

School For Hookers Year: 1973

Director: N/A

Starring: Sharon Thorpe

Description: Slapped on Something Weird's Volume 3 of its Dragon Art Theatre series, School for Hookers is an example of a "chaser": a film so tedious that it served a useful purpose of helping to clear out bored patrons overstaying their grind-house welcome. Unless I was fast relax, I would definitely have joined the rush to the exit back in the day.

Tender Flesh Year: 1973

Director: N/A

Starring: Suzanne FieldsNina FauseRene BondKeith Erickson

Description: Tender Flesh (a.k.a. Sexophrenia), Rene Bond plays an inhibited housewife trapped in a sexless marriage to an old coot (Keith Erickson). She begins having trippy erotic dreams. A narrator wanders into the frame and explains to us that she is suffering from a disease called "Sex-o-phrenia" ("One of the oldest maladies." he says.) Pretty soon. Rene is clutching her head, contorting her face and becoming sex-crazed. ("Her alter-ego is trying to break through!") What all this means [read more]

The Liberty Belles Year: 1973

Director: N/A

Starring: Lilly FosterOrita De ChadwickRick Lutze

Description: The Liberty Belles opens with Roland Digby (Rick Lutze) interviewing for a job with a feminist publishing house. The interviewer-cum-editor is Orita De Chadwick (The Godson) and the scene is hilarious. Lutze is so stiff and obviously full of shit that Orita can’t keep a straight face, and both of them wind up cracking up before the post-interview fuck begins. Meanwhile, Lilly Foster and another feminist are out clothes shopping though they acknowledge that men are "only [read more]

Erotic Point Of View Year: 1973

Director: N/A

Starring: N/A

Description: N/A